Thursday, March 27, 2008

Adventures in Mexico: The Conclusion


The New York Times says in a recent travel piece that sunsets on the beach of Pie de la Cuesta are a "near-religious experience."

Families wander down to sit in the cool sand, couples honeymooning in Acapulco come out into the salt air, boys play soccer and other people just gaze at the orange sun as it dips behind the darkening waves, the Times wrote.

Joey and I thought it was a fine sunset, as sunsets go. We did not think it was spectacular. We were not entirely sure it was worth all that trouble and an entire day of our vacation, though parts of the day had been pleasant. (The hammock in the grass-roofed bar, for instance, was pretty darn nice.)

She and I walked along the sand as the sun dipped lower. Juan walked behind us. He was a determined man. Every now and then, he caught up to us and we'd tell him politely to leave us alone, and he'd fall back ... only to catch up again a little later.

He wanted to take us back to Acapulco, he said. We would have trouble finding another cab.

We quickened our pace. I was almost speed-walking toward the sunset. Yet somehow the big lumbering guy always managed to catch up. Once, I stopped so that Joey could take my picture. Just as she clicked the shutter, I felt a meaty hand on one shoulder and a heavy chin on the other shoulder: Juan, that trickster.

The sun set. We took its picture. Then we headed to the village to find a cab. Juan followed us.

He was right; we could not find one.

With great resignation and weariness, we climbed back into Juan's VW Beetle. "Take us back to the Hotel Tortuga," I said sternly. "Take us directly there."

And than I sank back in the seat with a feeling of fatalism. He would take us where he would take us; I'd done all I could.

I was tired. I was confused. Was he a bad man? A potential rapist? Or just a cab driver who thought he might be able to have a good time with a beautiful American woman? Was he dangerous? Was I over-reacting? Was I a hero? An idiot?

The cab sped through the Mexican night. He took us to our hotel.

I climbed out of the back seat, but as Joey tried to exit, he grabbed her hand. "A kiss, first," he said.

Joey was tired, too. She leaned over and pecked him on the cheek. He pulled her back again, and said something. From where I stood, out on the sidewalk, amongst the basket vendors and children selling Chiclets, I couldn't hear his words. But Joey gave an impatient shriek and leaped out of the cab.

We watched the VW Beetle drive off into the starry Acapulco night.

What did he say to you? I asked.

Joey looked at me and grimaced. He said, 'Once more, with the tongue.'

We looked at each other in silence. Finally, Joey spoke. Let's go get another beer, she said. And we did.

33 comments:

Steve & Stepher said...

So this Juan fella is still on the loose down there then?

I see.

We'll be on the lookout. ;-)

I really enjoyed your story - thank you for sharing -- and warning -- us.

laurie said...

have a great visit, stepher. don't worry about juan--for all i know, i over reacted to the guy and he was perfectly benign.

Sandy said...

So how much did the tourism board of Mexico pay you for this little travelogue?

Great story, Laurie, and I'm glad it had a happy, if slightly gross, ending.

Kaycie said...

The sunset is beautiful. Juan is icky, though. Persistent and icky.

my two cents said...

You were not over reacting! What a creep. I am glad he was persistnet enough to get you back safely, though. Love your stories.

Sweet Irene said...

I don't understand the obnoxiousness of men under the guise of being an innocent native giving in to his delight with foreign women.

Anyway, it seems that, in some countries, women traveling without male escorts are open game to some type of males. That is really a shame and a flirtation quickly becomes harassment.

aims said...

Ewwwwwwwwww!!

I think you were lucky to have come away sort of unscathed!

Ewwww again!!

ChrisB said...

Some men just won't give up!
I've enjoyed reading this story.

dawn said...

I had a guy in Hawaii follow me around a bit and wanted a kiss before he went. As Aims says ewww...Glad you got out of there with only a good story to tell.

bermudabluez said...

OMG! I have missed so much on your blog! Please don't stop blogging. I'm so enjoying this particular story. But Juan. He is creepy. And I'm just READING about him. This story reminds me very much of an incident we had in Cozumel with a VW Beetle cab driver. I don't think I will ever go to Mexico again. You have some wonderful memories of your trip! You are a very brave woman!!

Pondside said...

Oh dear - it could only end this way! I laughed at the photo of you and Juan - the look on your face says it all!

Babaloo said...

Glad you both got back in one piece. That photo is creepy, though.

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

Do you know, I would have been freaking out after that.

I remember being in Paris on my own, wandering around the Louvre, and one of the local lotharios tried to pick me up. Bloody scary!

DogLover said...

Unlike Pondside, I thought the look on your face said "I'm enjoying myself in Mexico" !

So, is Laurie the Joey of the tale?

Great suspense, great story well told. Your blog is the first thing I look at each day!

conortje said...

hehe I love that story - you certainly deserved the drink :-)

jan said...

What a creep.

Great story.

laurie said...

so none of you think i over reacted?

i thought about that a lot this week as i did a little research on pie de la cuesta and the lagoon.

finding out that the island really was a regular stop for the tour boat, and that there really were a lot of birds there, made me wonder if i'd been quite the idiot.

but joey remembered the trip pretty much the way i did, so if i was an idiot, she was an idiot's friend.

(and no, dog lover, joey isn't laurie. she and i are friends and have been for more than 20 years.)

laurie said...

pondside, you got it right with that photo: the look of surprise on my face.

here's a funny thing about that picture: when we got back to minnesota, joey made me a set of her pictures from the trip.

so i was sitting in the living room going through the photos, and WOW there was a piture of juan and me on the beach! and i went through a few more pictures, and WOW there was that picture again. and i went through a few more pictures, and there it was again.

joey had made four copies of it and interspersed it through the other vacation photos. it kept popping up, just like the real juan.

Bookwoman said...

I like the multiple pictures - Joey must have a great sense of humor. I don't think you overreacted. Just because the island was a regular tour stop doesn't mean that you were not in a potentially dangerous situation. After all, there were no other tourists along. It was a great story, and I'm glad you both got back to the hotel safely.

MJ Krech said...

He was a pervert; you were one smart woman.

Patience-please said...

NO! I sure don't think you over reacted. I'm a charter member of the Ick and Ewwwww clubs.
Great writing! I come to your blog first, too.


Patience

Ari_1965 said...

I think "Once More, With the Tongue" is meant to be the title of something.

ped crossing said...

I had heard about Mexican men from a friend. You have only confirmed her stories.

I agree, ewww.

P. Miller said...

Yikes! I'm now not so sure I want to go to Mexico. The Juan thing was a little scary.

And I can totally picture men staggering after Joey. And after you, too.

Absolutely fascinating stories, by the way

laurie said...

clearly, it is men everywhere, not just mexican men.

Dawn had this problem in hawaii; aoj in paris; others of you in other parts of the world.

it's a problem, i think, of the world's view of american women (emancipated? loose? easy?), and a problem of women traveling alone.

when i have traveled with doug, men have been friendly to both of us, and not at all obnoxious.

Wisewebwoman said...

Oh Laurie, it could have been so much worse, I am so glad that you were relatively safe apart from innuendo and persistence.
Funny how that no word is so rarely understood by these types of men.
XO
WWW

Riley & Tiki said...

Wow! We have decided that Mommy is only allowed to travel with Daddy!
... and not very often ... and not very far. On second thought, they should just stay home with us!

wakeupandsmellthecoffee said...

Ewww! I have to say the photo made me laugh hysterically. You look like you'd rather be anywhere and Juan looks like he'd rather be... well, you know. Actually, he resembles a Pyranees Mountain Dog I see when I walk Jake.

elizabethm said...

Uurgh. One of the few pleasures of getting older is that this sort of thing happens less - at least it does to me. Used to happen loads but ageing confers a welcome invisibility (and you can become visible again with makeup and heels if you like!)

Lane said...

No you were not over-reacting.
Never give creeps like that the benefit of the doubt.

Beth from the Funny Farm said...

OMG... I AM LAUGHING!!! TOTALLY LAUGHING HERE!

I love this story and the picture is a classic! lol

Michele said...

Hilarious-- this whole series was entertaining and well crafted!

DogLover said...

Sorry to get confused and call you Joey. Of course you're you! I read so many blogs, that I get mixed up occasionally - well, let's face it, I spend most of my life mixed up ...

dogsbody. No - doglover