It's a little alarming to go to bed with Doug and wake up with Barry White
Doug has a cold. And when he gets a cold, he sounds like this guy:
He walks around the house sniffling and saying, "Oh, yeah. Oooohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaah," in this unnatural bass voice that gets deeper as the "yeaaaaaaaaah" progresses.
When I get a cold--which I have not yet had this winter, but just wait, I'm sure it's lurking out there--I sound like her:
Husky, that is. I don't suddenly develop a French accent. (Though wouldn't it be sexy if I did.)
(You get two posts today, because neither one is particularly interesting.)


















