Saturday, February 18, 2012

Once again, a little ketchup.


Riley is sitting here saying, "Take me! Take me!" He wants his walk. The sun is rising, the cardinals are singing their spring song for the first time this year, and it looks like it's going to be another glorious weird day in this glorious weirdly warm winter.

When last we spoke, I was (a) throwing things away, and (b) contemplating puppies.

I continue to throw things away, sometimes with a pang, sometimes without. I continue to wonder, aghast, How did we get so much stuff? We aren't packrats. Are we?

Once I brought a contractor in to make a bid on remodeling our bathroom, and when he went down the basement to check out the electrical box, he chuckled and said, "It's like a rabbit warren down here." He might have been referring to the peculiar layout of our basement--it's four odd little rooms rather than one big space--but I bristled, thinking he was referring to how it was crammed with stuff, and in the end I didn't hire him. Not only because of that comment, but, it must be confessed, partly because of it.

Today I will drive to Goodwill with a carful: Two sets of old dishes; more clothes; a box of kitchen odds and ends (old Tupperware; a brand-new coffee carafe that Gevalia sent us in the mail, unasked; a truly hideous glass pitcher I bought for iced tea and then refused to use because its turquoise green color makes the tea look like poison); and whatever else I can find between now and this afternoon.

None of it will make any difference. Our house will still be overfull.  What would make a difference would be if I could get rid of a couple thousand books. In the basement, we have six bookshelves, crammed full, which might explain why the basement is so crowded.

And we have 11 more bookcases spread around the rest of the house, some tall and narrow, some wide and long, all full as full can be, in every room except the kitchen and the bathroom.

That is what would make a difference in the clutter. And while it's true that I fill up paper grocery sacks on a fairly regular basis and drop them off at a used-bookstore (the one that accepts donations and then uses the money so that teachers can get free books), it's also true that books continue to flow into this house at a much faster pace than they ever leave it.

That's the way it's been all my life, and that's not going to change, and we are pretty used to weaving through the teetering stacks and moving a pile of books from the table to the floor if we need a place to set our coffee.

And speaking of coffee.... You saw that Riley and I were featured on the "Coffee with a Canine" blog last week; if you aren't following that blog, you should, because you'll meet all kinds of great dog-owning-writers there, and sometimes happen across a friend, which will make you shout out in joy: "Hey! I know them!"

Such as Charlene and Storm, who visit this blog fairly often and who are over there right now.

And that leads us to... puppies!  No, no puppy yet. We are stoically waiting for a few months, enjoying the freedom of just one low-maintenance dog. For the third weekend in a row, Doug and I are going on a date. For three years, one of us had to be home every night at 7 p.m. to give Boscoe his insulin, and now, suddenly, we are free to go to dinner, to go listen to music, to go out with friends. We are doing all three of those things tonight.

Still, Doug's sister keeps sending me links to puppy porn--aka links on petfinder.org--and I have been tempted repeatedly.  Keep sending those links, Mona. You never know when I will capitulate.


"Enough typing. Take me."

OK, buddy. Enough typing. Let's go.

13 comments:

An English Shepherd said...

A walk is always welcome ;-)

Deborah said...

Continue to enjoy your freedom because as soon as you bring home a puppy, oh my the disorder!

Hmmm, and chances are whatever little tyke you pick will help you weed out some of the books, too. I remember my puppy Bandit ate a substantial portion of the pretty little white Bible I received upon confirmation, along with some of my favorite hardback books (apparently they are attracted to the glue in the binding).

Enjoy your nice weather! We're waiting for 20+ inches of snow to finally dwindle away. Any day now, any day...

Nora said...

I think maybe you shouldn;t get a puppy but just enjoy your freedom and Riley. I get the feeling that it's better for everyone involved. There's no golden rule that says you should have a puppy now after all. Riley may be quite happy with the situation the way it is.

Sandy said...

What a very hopeful look Riley has! I am happy to hear that things are settling down and that the bright side is making itself seen. As for the books? I have no solution at all.

Wisewebwoman said...

I'm with you and the books, about twenty years ago I had them taken away in two truckloads. yes seriously. it WAS a big old house.
Now I keep getting bookshelves for more and more even though, like you, I give so many away or donate.
XO
WWW
PS wait till the dog finds YOU.
I did.

patty said...

Goodwill is my best friend! I'm getting ready to sell my house so I'm getting rid of all things I don't use. Trouble is I have some of my dad's clutter from when he passed away; my aunt clutter, she lived in my dad's house big house and moved into a one bedroom apartment so you can imagine the stuff; some of my brothers clutter that he collected while he lived with me and a little of things that belong to my kids. I make a trip to Goodwill every couple of weeks, they know me by name :).

Brenda said...

I had just taken a sip of of coffee and was thinking "Gevalia!" "I remember Gevalia" when I got to the line about the hideous pitcher whose turquoise green color made the tea look like poison - and I almost spit my coffee onto the desk. Truly. That just cracked me up, and I wasn't expecting it. Okay, from now on I'll swallow my coffee on down before I start reading. Have a great Sunday.

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Perhaps the Goodwill deliveries are practice for a more drastic cut at the book population. Or perhaps not. You're a book person, at least as much as you're a god person, and your house will always reflect that, no?

Amy said...

Continue bravely with the decluttering. I'm just back from my fourth trip to my Dad's, where each time I make a little bit of a dent. But oh, 51 years in one house, the stuff has piled up...

Anyone want a doll which, when you press a button, pulls down its pants and moons you?

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

The clutter busting is unending--and I swear I get rid of more than I acquire!
That's a cute little dog. Whoever ends up living with you will be one lucky canine.
Have fun on your date night.

Suzie Thomas said...

Kitchen countertops is one of the most desirable home improvement projects for many homeowners. A new kitchen increases the value of your home and makes your life easier.

Eulalia (Lali) Benejam Cobb said...

Yes, we in developed countries are drowning in material objects--it's our penance--and books are far from the worst.

Enjoy your well-deserved conjugal dates...and then get a puppy!

charlene and Storm said...

hey laurie! sorry i only just read your last 2 posts, i was wondering where you got to. i follow so many people sometimes i miss stuff when im not concentrating. thank you for blogging about me that was so nice xxx wish i had a turquoise jug that made stuff look like poison, i LOVE!!!! turquoise! glad you and riley and doug are doing good. you dont need to get a puppy unless you really want one, stormy is 10 months old now and i only just have a bit of breathing room to watch tv again, phew!